Pissing Quotes

80 Pissing quotes by 67 unique authors

Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them… — Jeaniene Frost
I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now? — Jennifer Rardin
In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror. — Nick Cave
My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off. — Meg Cabot
What are you doing with the child?" I inquired cautiously. "I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet," he… — Diana Gabaldon
Are you up? Dressing? (Astrid) No. I’m pissing on your rug. What do you think I’m doing? (Zarek) I’m blind. For all I know you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I-just want you. I want you so bad, all the time. I know I shouldn't, I know I can't, I know it's wrong... but even… — Cate Tiernan
Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She… — Harlan Coben
What do you mean I have a predetermined death?” – Nick “Did I stutter?” – Death “No.” – Nick “Do I look like Webster’s?” –… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away. — Tammara Webber
If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar. — Khaled Hosseini
If you have one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, you're pissing all over today. — Michael J. Fox
You can try to please everyone and risk accomplishing nothing, or go for your dreams and risk pissing a few people off. — Lauren DeStefano
It looked to me like a vamp version of a pissing contest. Men will be boys. — Faith Hunter
In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist. — Kiersten White
You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your… — Ernest Hemingway
I love you and why should I care for what people say about you? No matter what they say, I know that satisfying everyone every… — Superman
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO MEAN AND RUDE FOR?!LIKE REALLY I AIN'T PISSING ON YOUR CHERRIO'S,IM I? NO IM FREAKING NOT!STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR FREAKING… — Jasmine
I don't need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me the fuck off. — Nikhil Saluja
I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off. — Rach Purdue
Look at this bitch, she is over loading my thing and she is really pissing me off I should put up what she is telling… — Unknown Author
She had many things to do in her life,but everytime she tried to make me happy,i kept on pissing in my pants,but she still loved… — Jamsta E Ngugz
I already deal with this shit in fb and now they starting to pissing me off in sq too... Be aware of these kind of… — Danish
My BF came over today and hung out with me and my friend Chelsea but she was flirting with him and it was pissing me… — Unknown Author
The human mind is constructed to always move forward Hanging on to the philosophy of ancient people is a great stumbling block to the modern… — Ritu Ghatourey

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