Pissing Quotes

80 Pissing quotes by 67 unique authors

Pissing people off should be a sport — Priyanka
I have this habit of pissing people off without even trying, or hurting them I'm not really sure why it's just something I do. — Cheyenne DeLaCruz
He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair, pissing him off was the smart thing to do... — SangFroid Stalker
L love you and why should I care for what people say about you? No matter what they say, I know that satisfying everyone every… — CharlescliQ
So I don't think anybody understands that I freaking hate attention whores. I mean nobody likes them, of course, but half the people that say… — Unknown Author
Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it… — Lyndon B. Johnson
I dont care what you do, resentments like pissing on urself dog, dont nobody feel it but you. — Joe Budden
I'm livid in my space. Pissing in my fac.e Fuck you while you try to fuck me. — Mudvayne
I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his dick while he's pissing. — Immortal Technique
O something missing the shower pissing all up in your mouth what you think I'm kitten — Lil Kim
With a tear they try to tell me but I never listen, Cause I don't give a shit like sitting down pissing — Tyler The Creator
I wish you would change stop fuckin around cause these mind games are just pissing everyone off. u love me or hate me bitch idc… — Unknown Author
Im going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off! — The Undertaker
We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the… — Jersey Shore
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. — Miranda H
I dont need anger management.I need people to stop pissing me off. — EwshyCrazyness
If you are pissing people off, you know you are doing something right. — John Lydon
I had a great weekend. Spent Saturday watching paint dry and Sunday in a pissing contest. — Prince Shawn
I hate when people lie to me about pointless shit. like if you don't want to talk to me, don't. if you don't want to… — Hussein Nishah
Keep pissing me off once the zombie apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted zombie or not! — Unknowen
I might not be a good friend not good in studies not good in anything BUT!!!... M UNBEATABLE IN PISSiNG PPL OFF — Unknown Author
When Life rings your door bell and leaves a burning bag of poo on your porch don't step on it, instead put it out by… — Unknown Author
I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun. — Jamir Castro
Is sick of people pissing me off then bitching when I retaliate! You have 2 choices people 1: don't piss me off 2: deal with… — Young Siddiq Prince
If you keep one foot in the past and the other in the future... that leaves you straddled and pissing on the present! Live for… — Nishan Panwar

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