Ted Nugent Quotes

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• I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.
• Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.
• If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.
• The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.
• If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.
• I contribute to the dead of winter and the moans of silence, blood trails are music to my ears ... I'm a gut pile addict…
• There are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth.
• If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I find that whole…
• I dont partake in assembly-line convenience. I dont say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for me.
• There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will…
• Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.
• I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist-raised, communist-educated, communist-nurtured…
• We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.
• Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water.…
• Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.
• I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the…
• I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.
• I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.
• Jesse Jackson and Al Not-So-Sharpton would be lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo that the policy and the president are racist and bigoted.
• If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

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