All Snooki Quotes
- I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH! Bitch
- I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing! Four
- Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. Everybody
- I'm a fucking good person! Fucking
- I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it. Destroying
- I got a boner. Boner
- I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain… Anymore
- Every time I get excited I have to poop. Every Time
- Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience. Changing
- I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre gonna hand me a bottle of friggin' SoCo, something just… Bottle
- I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love… Body
- Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time. All
- Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap! Asap
- I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide in a bush. Bush
- Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you like a squirrel monkey. Attack
- Seriously like who pee's in a bar? Bar
- I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo Call
- Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water and soap to come out and waving my hand for… Asshole
- You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! Fucking
- I swear on my cat's grave. Cat
- I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff. Cause
- This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol. Addicted
- I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear. Guys
- You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I fuckin' like, save… Animals
- We will be get fucked, if u don't fuck the bitch... Bitch