All Snooki Quotes
- I î¢ Kendra!!! Cent
- WHERE'S THE BEACH? Beach
- *On the phone* Snooki: Hello? Random Guy: Hello. Snooki: Who's this? Guy: Can I speak to Angelina please? Snooki: No! She died. *Snooki hangs up* Angelina
- Your a fickin jerkoff Jerkoff
- Where's crocodilie? He's missing! Missing
- I have to poop! Poop
- Fuck me Drake
- Your nibbles are so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big
- Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate… All
- Its like putting a watermelon into a pinhole Into
- Every time I smush I think of if I tanned today ?? Every Time
- I smell pickles.. Pickles
- Im goin to Jeresy Shore BITCH! Bitch
- I dont know how to flip a fucking pizza Dont
- I feel your weiner! Feel
- Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel better. Better
- I should be someones first resort, not their last priority. First Resort
- Lil girls that are bitches are loosie goose! Bitches
- When I get excited I want to poop Excited
- How is snookie take it with Mike ? Mike
- I think no one knows how we really are. Obviously you see us on the show we party, we do this, and we do that.… Barnes
- I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its awesome!… Actually Want
- I need a talk show in my life. Life
- When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?'… Another Network
- I dont think I represent anybody. I just go in and have a good time. It just so happens thats the lifestyle here. I dont… All