Relative to the rest of your life, college isn't all that hard. — Sean Evans College Copy Share Image
Bjorn Borg has the look of a Scandanavian rock star with the understated charm of a Wes Anderson movie. — Sean Evans Charm Copy Share Image
Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I don't have a ton of talents. I'm not this conventionally attractive TV dude. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Prodigal sons like Barack Obama, Kanye West, and Michael Jordan only come back to Chicago to sell their homes. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
You can only be about that Chrysler Town & Country life if you are absolutely compatible with your partner. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If ever there were a case for raising taxes on the wealthy, it's Andrew Bynum. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
In an age of political correctness, even the most apparent gender assertions are dismissed as ignorance. — Sean Evans Age Copy Share Image
At 18-years-old, you have no money. You have no game. Your life experience is limited to getting fired from a part-time gig… — Sean Evans Driving Copy Share Image
Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Title IX is important. Women have made incredible gains in athletics, but does Brittney Griner have a chance in the post against… — Sean Evans Athletics Copy Share Image
To ask somebody to sit down and watch 30 minutes' worth of an Internet video - on the Internet, that's an eternity. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
The suburban dad is the worst dressed subset in America, which is especially disheartening when you consider the country club's many great… — Sean Evans America Copy Share Image
With 'Hot Ones: The Game Show,' we're excited to flip the script and give everyday people the chance to achieve hot sauce… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Never underestimate how profoundly marked biceps and defined traps can improve your personal style, particularly if you spend as much time in… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When humiliation begets heartbreak, your clothing permeates with a stench of desperation that only women can smell. — Sean Evans Desperation Copy Share Image
Increasingly, I'll see commercials and every fast food chain has the new spicy fries or spicy this or spicy that and I… — Sean Evans Fast food Copy Share Image
I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because… — Sean Evans Brother Copy Share Image
Not everyone's going to agree to eat chicken wings, that's obviously an enormous catch to our show, that's an enormous ask. It's… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
It's not easy to embarrass the University of Arkansas. The place is basically a truck stop with a quad. — Sean Evans Arkansas Copy Share Image
If everybody were to eat the 'Wings of Death,' you'd have a better understanding of them. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Thanks to fantasy football and 'Madden' on Xbox Live there are legions of jersey adorning sports fanatics who think they're equipped to… — Sean Evans Fantasy Copy Share Image
I never really see entertainment as a noble pursuit necessarily, but people really want a sense of normalcy, even if it's being… — Sean Evans Entertainment Copy Share Image
I used to love wings. People come up to me and say, 'Hey, you have to try this hot sauce, let's go… — Sean Evans Food Copy Share Image
Once you're past the age of, say, 11, you should stop idolizing athletes. You look ridiculous wearing the jersey of a guy… — Sean Evans Age Copy Share Image
When you're only source of income is a $20 allowance and you rely on a Razor scooter to get around, life's not… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that… — Sean Evans Beer Copy Share Image
We knew James Harden was good. You don't get named to All-Star games and win Olympic gold medals when you play like… — Sean Evans All-star game Copy Share Image
There's something about supposed experts making millions of dollars to bark tired sports cliches that makes our blood boil. And it should. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
The prevailing subtext of every dating book is that beautiful women are surpassingly obtainable, so long as you get over the intimidation… — Sean Evans Advice Copy Share Image
The sixth track on 'Days Before Rodeo' is jet fuel for the soul, the kind of song that could make a middle… — Sean Evans Coffee Copy Share Image
Penny Hardaway has a decided style advantage over other players because he rocked one of the crispiest jerseys in NBA history. — Sean Evans Football Copy Share Image
I was a broadcast journalism major at the University of Illinois, so there's always part of you that thinks you could, or… — Sean Evans Broadcast journalism Copy Share Image
Hot Ones' is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then 'Hot… — Sean Evans Celebrity Copy Share Image
I always had dreams that I could be on television. I used to watch 'The Late Show' with my dad, and I'd… — Sean Evans Dad Copy Share Image
Tim Tebow is the kind of unsung hero we can all root for, an underdog who is all too often ignored by… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When I'm off the clock, I'm just drinking juice and eating cereal and salads and stuff. If I'm off the clock, I'm… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
As the flagrant foul's official mascot, Anthony Mason had the genteel refinement of an intentional elbow to the eye socket. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I often hear that those are people's favorite episodes, the ones with people that they don't know. That's the magic of 'Hot… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When a high-profile celebrity sits down with you for an interview, there's no obligation for them to give you anything. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
