Bobby Petrino slinks through coaching jobs with the stench and trustworthiness of expired mayonnaise. — Sean Evans Coaching Copy Share Image
Our 'Hot Ones' interview show is all about deconstructing celebrities and making them seem like normal people. — Sean Evans Fame Copy Share Image
When 'Hot Ones' is done right, every wing is like a different part of that person's personality. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you. — Sean Evans Bartender Copy Share Image
If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
No athlete entered 2012 with more and left it with less than Lance Armstrong. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
It's easy to forget about the Memphis Grizzlies because, well, they play in Memphis. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Boston is one of the country's more insecure cities and see you it in Celtics fans. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I was a broadcast journalism major at the University of Illinois, so there's always part of you that thinks you could, or… — Sean Evans Broadcast journalism Copy Share Image
Penny Hardaway has a decided style advantage over other players because he rocked one of the crispiest jerseys in NBA history. — Sean Evans Football Copy Share Image
The sixth track on 'Days Before Rodeo' is jet fuel for the soul, the kind of song that could make a middle… — Sean Evans Coffee Copy Share Image
We knew James Harden was good. You don't get named to All-Star games and win Olympic gold medals when you play like… — Sean Evans All-star game Copy Share Image
The prevailing subtext of every dating book is that beautiful women are surpassingly obtainable, so long as you get over the intimidation… — Sean Evans Advice Copy Share Image
There's something about supposed experts making millions of dollars to bark tired sports cliches that makes our blood boil. And it should. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When you're only source of income is a $20 allowance and you rely on a Razor scooter to get around, life's not… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that… — Sean Evans Beer Copy Share Image
Proof of the 'hysterical strength' phenomenon is still hearsay, mostly because it's impossible to recreate those conditions in a lab. That said,… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Before Julius Erving, being a stylish basketball player meant 13 ounces of pomade in your hair and color coordinating the belt in… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you're curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend went unnoticed for… — Sean Evans Cheating Copy Share Image
Attempting to squash your permeating stench of a loser by bum rushing every girl you come across is a bad look. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Once you're past the age of, say, 11, you should stop idolizing athletes. You look ridiculous wearing the jersey of a guy… — Sean Evans Age Copy Share Image
I used to love wings. People come up to me and say, 'Hey, you have to try this hot sauce, let's go… — Sean Evans Food Copy Share Image
Preparing America's student loan crippled grads to enter a hopeless and crowded job market is no easy task, which is why we… — Sean Evans America Copy Share Image
Stadiums are notoriously bad for cell phone reception. Spending the majority of a game trying to post an Instagram'd picture of the… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Taking mass transit is an uphill battle and one wrong move can put you on the latest Worldstarhiphop fight compilation. — Sean Evans Battle Copy Share Image
I want 'Hot Ones' to give people that warm, fuzzy, TGIF 'Family Matters' Christmas-episode feeling after they watch it. — Sean Evans Family Copy Share Image
It's amazing how one introductory course in environmental science can turn a 20-year-old into an Biofuels expert. — Sean Evans Amazing Copy Share Image
We don't really want to be the 'Late Night' of the Internet. We want to have one foot in the mainstream, one… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If LeBron James, Phil Mickelson, or Reggie Bush had to rely on personality to make it in this world, they'd all be… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you're in public and standing still, don't take a phone call. It's that simple. All you're doing is holding those around… — Sean Evans Conversation Copy Share Image
Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet… — Sean Evans Clown Copy Share Image
We've all had classes with a professor so bland and monotone that their lectures sound like Mitt Romney reading 'Paradise Lost' from… — Sean Evans Education Copy Share Image
Award shows in general are just lame excuses to stroke the egos of millionaires, but the 'ESPY's' are an especially embarrassing example. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Contending that top-level, male high school basketball players are better than WNBA all-stars, while blatantly obvious, makes us feel uncomfortable to write. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you want to be universally loved, forget a career in broadcasting. You can't compliment a team without necessarily dissing their opponent. — Sean Evans Career Copy Share Image
For many an awkward, pigeonholed high school kid, the first day on campus is a chance to re-introduce themselves to the world.… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Celebrity is this thing that's unattainable. This unattainable lifestyle. This unattainable social status. But there's nothing more commonplace than dying from hot… — Sean Evans Celebrity Copy Share Image
It's weird, but I'm so empathetic; when I see people dying on hot sauce, I do feel for them. And I'm a… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you think scrawling your Twitter handle on a bus window with a Sharpie is a worthwhile way to gain followers, your… — Sean Evans Direction Copy Share Image
