Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows. -- Dancing Bear — James Crumley Copy Share Image
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender. — Jonathan Frid Copy Share Image
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
I was a bartender for four years, and that was the best training that I had for learning how to approach people. — Maggie Haberman Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
“It’s all part of the bartender’s creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they’re a little overeager,… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.” — Various Copy Share Image
“A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.”… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think ereoyvne should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months… — Aastha Copy Share Image
“Where the hell am I and what did I get myself into? The bartender notices Maverick first. He puts his thumb and… — Justine Elvira Copy Share Image
I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite… — Bobby Moynihan Copy Share Image
Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Placing a wedge of lime in the neck of a Corona bottle helps sell those beers. And where did that ritual come… — Martin Lindstrom Copy Share Image
Even prior to WWE, when I was bartending and training MMA, I always had a sense of fulfillment because although not my… — Sonya Deville Copy Share Image
“A double shot of Laphroaig twenty-five-year-old, neat, please. And ask the bartender for a small shot glass of spring water, non-sparkling,” Gabriel… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at… — Pauley Perrette Copy Share Image
The supporting thing can be harder to pop in and out of. The hardest thing is the people who have to come… — Paul Giamatti Copy Share Image
Both of my parents were born into poor families on the island of Cuba. They came to America because it was the… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves,… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
The American dream is about achieving happiness. When you become a fire fighter, a police officer or a teacher or a nurse,… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and… — SUPERMAN Copy Share Image
At a time when the respectable bourgeois youngsters of my generation were college freshmen, oppressed by simian sophomores and affronted with balderdash… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“order a bottle of wine, drink a toast to his wife’s pregnancy, and forget all about Jackson for a few hours. Instead,… — A.J. Davidson Copy Share Image
“The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He's this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“The place smelled of piss and mildew and stale beer. There was something else, too: the acrid sweat of the strung out—a… — Erik Storey Copy Share Image
“Martz: That was my cat. Eli: Fine specimen. Martz: I saw you knock him off the bar. Eli: No. I kind of… — Book of Eli Movie Copy Share Image
“If I weren't so screwed up, I would've sold my soul a long time ago for a handsome man who made me… — Miranda Parker Copy Share Image
“A dingy emblem on the door depicted a little boy peeing into a pot. The rest of the bar was equally drab… — Robert Liparulo Copy Share Image
![“Both of my parents were born into poor families on the island of Cuba. They came to America because it was the only place where people like them could have a chance.My father was a bartender. And the journey from the back of that bar to the [election 2016], to me, that is the essence of the…” quote by Marco Rubio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a47/marco-rubio-355_america_both-of-my-parents-were-born-into-poor-f_944664.jpg)
