A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good. — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Bless my soul,” whispered the old bartender, “Harry Potter . . . what an honor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale on de side & don't be stingy, baby. (Garbo's first words in a talking picture)” — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big” — Various Copy Share Image
I love to go to the bar close by for a good espresso and have a chat with the bartender. — Ludovico Einaudi Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter: It's an… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It's absolutely delicious. You'd have to ask a bartender what's in it, but I think if… — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
I've never been a waitress, hostess, bartender or any of the typical side jobs you'd expect an actor to have. This is… — Candace Kita Copy Share Image
Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A… — Various Copy Share Image
From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what… — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
I was frustrated because I couldn't get going, as I was trying to figure out how to make films. I had various… — David O. Russell Copy Share Image
People called me a hoodlum and a thug. But they didn't tell you I was a carpenter, an architect, a stand-up comic… — Bobby Seale Copy Share Image
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to… — Joel Spolsky Copy Share Image
“The street was one of the seedier places in Juarez, a place where gringo tourists didn't usually show their faces. The tall… — David Archer Copy Share Image
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk… — Chip Kidd Copy Share Image
I had various jobs, I taught a SAT class, I was a bartender, I had a day job at an office and… — David O. Russell Copy Share Image
I was so lucky to have parents who supported me, 100%, with whatever I was doing, both financially and emotionally. Having that… — Cam Gigandet Copy Share Image
As an improviser you need to experience the moment- and that includes everything in the moment. Observe the people around you-the bandleader,… — Pat Martino Copy Share Image
Well, it looks like John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Pain is subtle. He has cold grey fingers. His voice is horse from crying & screaming... When people try to avoid him,… — J. Ruth Gendler Copy Share Image
“As the bartender struck a match to light her cigarette, she put her hand on his wrist to steady it. Travis saw… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
The basic thing is to be humble, and pretend you're a bartender in the tavern of life. Don't get too comfortable and… — James McBride Copy Share Image
“Standing at the bar, he watched the bartender pour another shot. He downed it in a single gulp. The alcohol scalded his… — Linda Castillo Copy Share Image
“Ha! Listen, this guy walks into a bar, with a shopping bag, right? He sits down, puts the bag on the bar.… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“The honky-tonk bartender, who doubled as bouncer, waiter, and cashier, was in no mood to compromise. Mercy was not in him. He… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
“In Taiwan, where bubble tea was invented, people have been drinking Chinese tea styles with milk since Dutch colonization in the seventeenth… — Ruby Tandoh Copy Share Image
“If I weren't so screwed up, I would've sold my soul a long time ago for a handsome man who made me… — Miranda Parker Copy Share Image
“Martz: That was my cat. Eli: Fine specimen. Martz: I saw you knock him off the bar. Eli: No. I kind of… — Book of Eli Movie Copy Share Image
