Bartender Quotes · Page 3

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

I love to go to the bar close by for a good espresso and have a chat with the bartender.

— Ludovico Einaudi

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

— P. J. O'Rourke

“Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale on de side & don't be stingy, baby. (Garbo's first words in a talking picture)”

— Greta Garbo

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

— Jodi Picoult

Bless my soul,” whispered the old bartender, “Harry Potter . . . what an honor.

— Anonymous

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

— Ernest Rutherford

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk.…

— Joelle Carter

“So, what’s it gonna be, boys? We’ve got a new bartender to audition.” Cheers go up all around me. Olivia’s got a…

— M. Leighton

I had a bartender friend once tell me about a $14.00 shot of vodka, this was years ago it's probably more now.…

— Ian MacKaye

There are few professions whose primary objective is to advance the cause of humanity rather than simply to make money or accrue…

— Jack McDevitt

To extract the fullest flavor of our drinking house, we needed to spend serious evening time there, slowly coming to know the…

— Barbara Holland

“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't…

— Various

Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by…

— John Hodgman

I worked at Starbucks, I was a waiter, a bartender and a valet, sometimes working 2 to 3 jobs at a time…

— Andrea Hall

My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and…

— Marco Rubio

It was definitely a very appealing prospect to be in a company, especially as an art student: we had it hammered into…

— Noelle Stevenson

I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that…

— Anonymous

I’m no part time dilettante photographer, unlike the bartenders, shoe salesmen, floorwalkers plumbers, barbers, grocery clerks and chiropractors whose great hobby is…

— Weegee

“He waved irritably at a waiter. There was a small bar in a dark corner of the room, where an old, wizened…

— Ayn Rand

Well, it looks like John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one…

— Jay Leno

“Pain is subtle. He has cold grey fingers. His voice is horse from crying & screaming... When people try to avoid him,…

— J. Ruth Gendler

As an improviser you need to experience the moment- and that includes everything in the moment. Observe the people around you-the bandleader,…

— Pat Martino

.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive

— Les Paul

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer.

— Abbie Cobb

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

— Mark Twain

“The drink prices were inflated, and so were the breasts of the bartender. The place had a quiet discord that was waiting…

— Thor Benson

A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef.

— Anonymous

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth…

— Don Marquis

You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]

— Knocked Up (The Movie

I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.

— Nick Frost

“bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes”

— Various

Hell, if I didn't do stunts, I'd have had to be a bartender, or something else that didn't pay well.

— Hal Needham

He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey…

— Joseph Mitchell

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

— W. C. Fields

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 6 pack of beer under the other.…

— Author Name

My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights.

— Marco Rubio

Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close?

— Richard Thompson