“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in… — Various Copy Share Image
“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at… — Various Copy Share Image
I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was.… — Brandon Routh Copy Share Image
“The only people who ask questions like ‘Did he want to be something besides a bartender?’ are people who can become whatever… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
My mother taught public school, went to Harvard and then got her master's there and taught fifth and sixth grade in a… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
Socially, a journalist ranks somewhere between the madam of a whorehouse and a bartender. but spiritually he ranks with Galileo, for he… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
“So you’re telling me that intoxicated cowboy is my best hope of getting to Paint River Ranch tonight?” The bartender gave a… — Elizabeth Otto Copy Share Image
“Can I get you a drink?” “Sure. I’ll have a gimlet.” She turned to the bartender. “About a quarter more soda than… — Miranda Liasson Copy Share Image
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I was so lucky to have parents who supported me, 100%, with whatever I was doing, both financially and emotionally. Having that… — Cam Gigandet Copy Share Image
I had various jobs, I taught a SAT class, I was a bartender, I had a day job at an office and… — David O. Russell Copy Share Image
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk… — Chip Kidd Copy Share Image
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to… — Joel Spolsky Copy Share Image
“The street was one of the seedier places in Juarez, a place where gringo tourists didn't usually show their faces. The tall… — David Archer Copy Share Image
My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
They know you can't get people to stop smoking, so they develop a system of informants. That's the whole idea of second-hand… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“the bartender was a lovely german woman, newly engaged, happy, but still left with a scent of something unknown. "this is my… — Christoper Poindexter Copy Share Image
There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over.… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
If I go Before I'm old Oh, brother of mine Please don't forget me if I go Bartender, please Fill my glass… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
“Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?' 'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender,… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Once again, Rylann tried to catch the eye of the female bartender working Firelight’s main bar. “One of the few times I’ve… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I'm a bartender. I like recipes. They're concretes. Was the drink recipe for seduction one shot charm and two shots self-deception, shaken,… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I did lie once to get a job as a bartender. I said I had two years' experience making drinks, when really,… — Inbar Lavi Copy Share Image
They made it to the middle class, my dad working as a bartender and my mother as a cashier and a maid.… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
“So I think to myself,” the bartender said, reaching back toward the glassware by the mirror, “you’re here for something. The Butcher… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
People called me a hoodlum and a thug. But they didn't tell you I was a carpenter, an architect, a stand-up comic… — Bobby Seale Copy Share Image
I was frustrated because I couldn't get going, as I was trying to figure out how to make films. I had various… — David O. Russell Copy Share Image
From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what… — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A… — Various Copy Share Image
I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It's absolutely delicious. You'd have to ask a bartender what's in it, but I think if… — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter: It's an… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I've never been a waitress, hostess, bartender or any of the typical side jobs you'd expect an actor to have. This is… — Candace Kita Copy Share Image
Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to… — Les Paul Copy Share Image
If you have to signal a bartender to get a drink, then they're not looking at you, which is their problem. They're… — Jon Taffer Copy Share Image
“A bartender by trade, a loud mouth by choice, and a necromancer by chance, she’s managed to keep her nasty habit of… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Muslim mullah all walk into a bar, and the bartender says: - What is… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and… — Charlton Heston Copy Share Image
“four-foot-tall superheroine, the ten-year-old avatar of Death, and a cyborg fox walk into a bar. The bartender said nothing. He did look… — Richard Roberts Copy Share Image
