Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Was at a wedding recently & the preacher told everyone to stand next to the one that made your life worth living.… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got… — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
“Despite his overtly masculine appearance, his reserve suggested he would be the type to order a glass of milk at the bar.… — Tessa Bailey Copy Share Image
I wouldn't recommend being a musician to anyone. It's not glamorous. It's a lot of being dirty, not eating, playing for five… — Dan Reynolds Copy Share Image
“In a daze, Remi stepped up to the battered old bar, next to Rhys. "What will it be?" the bartender asked Remi.… — J.L. Langley Copy Share Image
“Handsome guy, Victor, in a brutal, black-Irish way. Like most New York bartenders, he was really an actor, or was it the… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit,… — Martin Fillmore Clark Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of glamour come my way in the last 10 years - you know, movie stars and mansions and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'll work with her." For now. Then he gave Z a steady look and drew his line in the sand. "You are… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose… — Jerry Thomas Copy Share Image
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes… — Various Copy Share Image
Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer… — John Green Copy Share Image
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The bartenders are the regular band of Jack, and the heavenly drummer who looks up to the sky with blue eyes, with… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
“There was Bartender Boy, but he wouldn't get off until well after 2 A.M. I was a nervous wreck already, so if… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“I was not a face. I was tired of being called pretty. I was tired of people seeing my potential. I could… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
I feel lucky. I do love it, mostly. At college I had it in my heart that I wanted to be a… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
I think they [TV productions] were just kind of drying up. I'd done a couple of episodes, but nothing was happening. So… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
I was in Athens for a football match when 9/11 went down, and it was quite spectacular - we went into this… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
![“I think they [TV productions] were just kind of drying up. I'd done a couple of episodes, but nothing was happening. So I went to Vancouver to visit a buddy and see what was going on, and that year was crazy. Vancouver was on fire at that point. It was all these Stephen J. Cannell productions…” quote by Eric McCormack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/247/eric-mccormack-2915_bartender_i-think-they-tv-productions-were-just-ki_2247802.jpg)
