The problem with college kids is that they're ignorant to the browbeaten realities of living life in a cubicle and they have… — Sean Evans Education Copy Share Image
As a general rule, girls at the gym are not interested in a free power clean lesson from some doofus in a… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
It's always annoying to me when I see Nick Cannon on a press appearance and everyone's asking about Mariah Carey. Give this… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
It's weird, but I'm so empathetic; when I see people dying on hot sauce, I do feel for them. And I'm a… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Celebrity is this thing that's unattainable. This unattainable lifestyle. This unattainable social status. But there's nothing more commonplace than dying from hot… — Sean Evans Celebrity Copy Share Image
If you want to be universally loved, forget a career in broadcasting. You can't compliment a team without necessarily dissing their opponent. — Sean Evans Career Copy Share Image
For many an awkward, pigeonholed high school kid, the first day on campus is a chance to re-introduce themselves to the world.… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you think scrawling your Twitter handle on a bus window with a Sharpie is a worthwhile way to gain followers, your… — Sean Evans Direction Copy Share Image
Award shows in general are just lame excuses to stroke the egos of millionaires, but the 'ESPY's' are an especially embarrassing example. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Contending that top-level, male high school basketball players are better than WNBA all-stars, while blatantly obvious, makes us feel uncomfortable to write. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
We've all had classes with a professor so bland and monotone that their lectures sound like Mitt Romney reading 'Paradise Lost' from… — Sean Evans Education Copy Share Image
Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet… — Sean Evans Clown Copy Share Image
If LeBron James, Phil Mickelson, or Reggie Bush had to rely on personality to make it in this world, they'd all be… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you're in public and standing still, don't take a phone call. It's that simple. All you're doing is holding those around… — Sean Evans Conversation Copy Share Image
It's amazing how one introductory course in environmental science can turn a 20-year-old into an Biofuels expert. — Sean Evans Amazing Copy Share Image
We don't really want to be the 'Late Night' of the Internet. We want to have one foot in the mainstream, one… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Taking mass transit is an uphill battle and one wrong move can put you on the latest Worldstarhiphop fight compilation. — Sean Evans Battle Copy Share Image
I want 'Hot Ones' to give people that warm, fuzzy, TGIF 'Family Matters' Christmas-episode feeling after they watch it. — Sean Evans Family Copy Share Image
Stadiums are notoriously bad for cell phone reception. Spending the majority of a game trying to post an Instagram'd picture of the… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Preparing America's student loan crippled grads to enter a hopeless and crowded job market is no easy task, which is why we… — Sean Evans America Copy Share Image
