All Scott Adams Quotes
- Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo Dilbert
- Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office… Alike
- The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains. Advanced
- Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane. Always Controlled
- Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing. Age
- The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day Any
- The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want. Ability
- Home is pretty utopian. Home
- My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right. Amount
- I try to avoid giving advice. Advice
- Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free. Best
- In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is… Anybody
- Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Allowing
- All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think. All
- As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material. Binder
- A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good. Any
- If a job's worth doing, it's too hard. Hard
- And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing Bring
- Technology: No Place for Wimps! Place
- Change is good, you go first Change
- Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding. Assumptions
- Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you… Advantage