Ron White Quotes

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• I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
• There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go…
• I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my…
• I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
• There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and…
• I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of…
• Everybody I know is a joke writer.
• I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
• The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost…
• You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
• I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
• I don't do any corporate work.
• I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
• My goal is just to become a better comedian.
• When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
• The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I…
• But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get…
• I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't…
• I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who…
• I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I…

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