All Robert Fulghum Quotes
- I do not want to know what you will hope for. I want to know what you will work for. I do not want your… Ain T
- The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with… All
- One of the very few reasons I had any respect for my mother when I was thirteen was because she would reach into the sink… Any
- A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing. Black
- Hide-and-seek, grown-up style. Wanting to hide. Needing to be sought. Confused about being found. Confused
- If only the scientific experts could come up with something to get it out of our minds. One cup of fixit fizzle that will lift… Color
- We even make ourselves up, fusing what we are with what we wish into what we must become. I'm not sure why it must be… Even Make
- Wherever and however any one of us may be conceived, it is the same. We come into being in the arms of God. Any
- Is it always to be a winners-losers world, or can we keep everyone in the game? Do we still have what it takes to find… Better
- The heart will turn to a prune if love is always by the numbers. How will you know if someone really loves you if they… Expectations
- Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid. All
- Never, ever regret or apologize for believing that when one man or one woman decides to risk addressing the world with truth, the world may… Addressing
- It is the chair in honor of all those who, however competently, embrace the impossible. Sit in that chair someday. All
- If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll… Crazy
- Once you know where the roller coaster is going, are you in for the ride? Coaster
- Peace is not something you wish for, � it is something you make, something you are, something you do,�and something you give away. Give
- But it does no good--solves nothing--to distance myself from the front lines of human need by using the mail as a safe shelter. I believe… Apology
- If I don't have time to live my life well the first time, when am I going to find the time to go back and… Find
- Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Funny
- Why is love easy? I don’t know. And the raccoons don’t say. Don T
- It’s the spirit here that counts. The time may be long, the vehicle may be strange or unexpected. But if the dream is held close… Applied
- Imagination is more important than information. Einstein said that, and he should know. And they come. And they look. And we push. And they fly.… Bed
- It wasn’t in books. It wasn’t in a church. What I needed to know was out there in the world. Book
- There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your… Beer
- Speed and efficiency do not always increase the quality of life. Always Increase