All Robert Fulghum Quotes
- We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they… All
- Peace is not something you wish for, it's something you make Funny
- Liberation, I guess, is everybody getting what they think they want, without knowing the whole truth. Or in other words, liberation finally amounts to being… Amounts
- The Indian danced on alone. The crowd clapped up the beat. The Indian danced with a chair. The crowd went crazy. The band faded. The… Alone
- Ignorance and power and pride are a deadly mixture, you know. Deadly
- The Sikh gave him the money. When Menon asked for his address so that he could repay the man, the Sikh said that Menon owed… Address
- The gift was not large as money goes, and my need was not great, but the spirit of the gift is beyond price and leaves… Beyond
- As one old gentleman put it, " Son, I don't care if you're stark nekkid and wear a bone in your nose. If you kin… All
- And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not… Die
- I know what I really want for Christmas. I want my childhood back. Nobody is going to give me that. I might give at least… Ago
- Instructions For Wayfarers They will declare: Every journey has been taken. You shall respond: I have not been to see myself. They will insist: Everything… Alexandros
- I am a fragment of a mirror whose whole design and shape I do not know. Nevertheless, with what I have - I can reflect… Black
- Always trust your fellow man. And always cut the cards. Always trust God. And always build your house on high ground. Always love thy neighbor.… Always Build
- You will continue to read stories of crookedness and corruption - of policemen who lie and steal, doctors who reap where they do not sew,… Continue
- About winning and losing: It isn't important, what really counts is how you play the game. About playing the game: PLAY TO WIN! Counts
- It's just this: that there are places we all come from-deep-rooty-common places- that makes us who we are. And we disdain them or treat them… All
- One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem. If you break your neck, if you have… Best
- You are free to give life meaning, whatever meaning you want to give it. Free
- I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge - myth is more potent than history - dreams are more powerful than facts - hope always… Always Triumphs
- All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane… All
- What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his own soul? Gains
- Peace is not something you wish for; It's something you make, Something you do, Something you are, And something you give away. Give
- That's the thing about love and romance no one can predict where it will take you. Love will fill your heart, break your heart and… Break