"If you tell people you talk to God,……" — Robert Fulghum
"If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy."
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148 Quotes by Robert Fulghum
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Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and…
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I love this child. Red-haired - patient and gentle like her mother - fey and funny like her father. When…
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To look this way is to see. To see is to have vision. To have vision is to understand. To…
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I believe it is in my nature to dance by virtue of the beat of my heart, the pulse of…
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Sometimes history knocks at the most ordinary door to see if anyone is home. Sometimes someone is.
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It doesn’t matter what you say you believe - it only matters what you do.
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Public lives are lived out on the job and in the marketplace, where certain rules, conventions, laws, and social customs…
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I once listed all the good things I did over the past year, and then turned them into resolution form…
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Doing a straight-forward, clear-cut task that has a beginning and an end balances out the complexity-without-end that often vexes the…
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If you notice phrases, ideas, and anecdotes that closely resemble those that appear elsewhere in my writing, it's not a…
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More Crazy Quotes
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North Korea is not an insane nation. It is not a crazy nation.
— Richard Armitage
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
— Marcus Aurelius
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I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane.
— Emilie Autumn
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I still get crazy once in a while, but just less crazy.
— Sebastian Bach
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded…
— Douglas Adams
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I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true of Eddie…
— Christine Baranski
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I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's true. If I ever…
— Javier Bardem
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There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
— Edward Abbey
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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
— Dave Barry
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I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
— Lynda Barry
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
— Marion Barry
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Becoming emancipated at 14, my life wasn't normal. I didn't have to go to school, so I didn't. I was…
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