All Patton Oswalt Quotes
- As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative. Acting
- As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions. Aware
- Doing 'Young Adult' was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of suspicions I had about great actors. Actor
- Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions. Enough Money
- I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast. Abided
- I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day. Conversation
- I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck. Bugs
- I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against. Featureless
- I hate all sidekicks. All
- I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy. Burbank
- I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring.… Book
- I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to act. Act
- I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels,… Airport
- If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there. Drop
- If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh. Comedic
- The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing. Bobble
- To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain. Asked
- A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who… Aware
- Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you don't know how the world works. You can't set a story in the world… Adolescence
- Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on… Audience
- Everything we have today that's cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All… Action
- I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up… Bad
- I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to… Butter
- If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go… Come Home
- Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather… Age