"If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight,……" — Patton Oswalt
"If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there."
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72 Quotes by Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt has 72 quotes on this site.
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Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire,…
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
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My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will…
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of…
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time…
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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides,…
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It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's…
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Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.
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Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what…
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Punk will never be dead to me. It's my life. I can never just drop this lifestyle. It embodies me.
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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank…
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I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into…
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Instead of fretting about getting everything done, why not simply accept that being alive means having things to do? Then…
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When Whitney Houston died, I felt great sadness. My sadness, of course, was about our collective loss - when you…
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When we put God first, all other things fall into their proper place or drop out of our lives.
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Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.
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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the…
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I know you can be up one minute and drop the next, so I'm trying to maintain a steady course…
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop…
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