“Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. Reading dumb books makes you dumber.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Book quotes Copy Share Image
“Nobody has ever killed themselves over a broken arm. But every day, thousands of people kill themselves because of a broken heart.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Abuse Copy Share Image
“Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't just like it, they crave it. That's why vampire stories… — Oliver Markus Malloy Erotica Copy Share Image
“Right now we live in an age of extreme Political Correctness. It has gone way too far. I hope it's just a… — Oliver Markus Malloy Censorship-quotes Copy Share Image
“Mating has been programmed into our DNA. And that programming always influences our interaction with the opposite sex, whether we like to… — Oliver Markus Malloy Mating Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Better person Copy Share Image
“Being faithful and monogamous is not natural for human beings. It takes work. Deep down we all know that. We have all… — Oliver Markus Malloy Affair Copy Share Image
“Don't ever think you're better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Addiction Copy Share Image
“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Bad boy Copy Share Image
“Social media is to socializing what masturbating is to sex.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Internet Copy Share Image
“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Concealed carry Copy Share Image
“We live in this bubble of ignorance. Most people know nothing about history, or the historical context of the traditions they still… — Oliver Markus Malloy Christianity-quotes Copy Share Image
“Europeans often laugh about how prudish Americans are, when it comes to sex. In Europe, sexuality is a normal part of life.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Art Copy Share Image
“Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're… — Oliver Markus Malloy Creepy-dude Copy Share Image
“You only get one life. Don't waste it. Enjoy the ride. Do what makes you happy.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Bluesky-quotes Copy Share Image
“If it's true that men and women can be 'just friends' then how come all cheaters first start out as 'just friends?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Cheating-in-relationships Copy Share Image
“Some people looove to feel offended because it makes them feel important. When your only tool is a hammer, suddenly every problem… — Oliver Markus Malloy Funny but true Copy Share Image
“It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amsterdam Copy Share Image
“Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Flat-earth Copy Share Image
“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo” — Oliver Markus Malloy Dog Copy Share Image
“Prostitution is not exactly a reputable business over there either, even though the girls actually have to pay taxes on their earnings,… — Oliver Markus Malloy Amsterdam Copy Share Image