Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the… — Noel Coward Cooking Copy Share Image
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and… — Noel Coward Care Copy Share Image
“Entering an white tie and tails party wearing an ordinary suit, he announced,"Please, I don't want anyone to apologize for over dressing.” — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all. — Noel Coward Educated Copy Share Image
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. — Noel Coward Heavy Copy Share Image
“In tropical climes, there are certain times of day,When the citiens retire to tear their clothes off and perspire.--It s one of… — Noël Coward Sun Copy Share Image
Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say… — Noel Coward Do the best Copy Share Image
To know you are among people whom you love, and who love you – that has made all the successes wonderful, much… — Noel Coward Love Copy Share Image
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. — Noel Coward Elephants Copy Share Image
Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common. They both seek to pull down that which they could never build. — Noel Coward Common Copy Share Image
“It's a pity you didn't have a little more brandy. It might have made you more agreeable!” — Noël Coward Copy Share Image
An infant prodigy of nine is shoved upon the stage in white. She starts off in a dismal whine about a dark… — Noel Coward Burglars Copy Share Image
Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep. — Noel Coward Camels Copy Share Image
How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and… — Noel Coward Age Copy Share Image
There are bad times just around the corner, There are dark clouds travelling through the sky, And it's no good whining, About… — Noel Coward Around the corner Copy Share Image
If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia. — Noel Coward Arabia Copy Share Image
You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable. — Noel Coward Cat Copy Share Image
I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.. — Noel Coward Inspirational Copy Share Image
I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring. — Noel Coward Boring Copy Share Image
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward Filling Copy Share Image
Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then… — Noel Coward Bores Copy Share Image
