I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again. — Noel Coward Marriage Copy Share Image
I'll go and see anything so long as it amuses me, or moves me. If it doesn't do either I want to… — Noel Coward Home Copy Share Image
Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. — Noel Coward Friday Copy Share Image
Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed… — Noel Coward Advice Copy Share Image
She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast. — Noel Coward Inspirational Copy Share Image
Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything. — Noel Coward Contempt Copy Share Image
Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses. — Noel Coward Ifs Copy Share Image
Thousands of people have talent. I might as well congratulate you for having eyes in your head. The one and only thing… — Noel Coward Eye Copy Share Image
You don't hold any mystery for me, darling, do you mind?There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and… — Noël Coward Great saying by great authors Copy Share Image
How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired. — Noel Coward Bits Copy Share Image
“A.E. Matthews ambled through This Was a Man like a charming retriever who has buried a bone and can't quite remember where.” — Noel Coward Matthews Copy Share Image
Though the fact that they have to be rebuilt And frequently mortgaged to the hilt Is inclined to take the gilt Off… — Noel Coward Damp Copy Share Image
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and… — Noel Coward Care Copy Share Image
Having to read footnotes resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love. — Noel Coward Answers Copy Share Image
Hollywood is a place where some people lie on the beach and look up at the stars, whereas other people lie on… — Noel Coward Beach Copy Share Image
If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia. — Noel Coward Arabia Copy Share Image
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. — Noel Coward Animal Copy Share Image
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. — Noel Coward Deceit Copy Share Image
As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on. — Noel Coward Different Copy Share Image
Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces. — Noel Coward Aspirin Copy Share Image
“It's a sad reflection on society how many people are shocked by honesty... and how few by dishonesty.” — Noël Coward Corruption Copy Share Image
You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable. — Noel Coward Arranged Copy Share Image
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be. — Noel Coward Artist Copy Share Image
What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining. — Noel Coward Adore Copy Share Image
I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring. — Noel Coward Boring Copy Share Image
Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep. — Noel Coward Animal Copy Share Image
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. — Noel Coward Drinker Copy Share Image
“its discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by decite” — Noel Coward Discouraging Copy Share Image
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward Bottom Copy Share Image
“I don't know what London's coming to — the higher the buildings the lower the morals.” — Noël Coward Architecture Copy Share Image
I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.. — Noel Coward Inspirational Copy Share Image
I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. — Noel Coward Chickens Copy Share Image
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade. — Noel Coward Caviar Copy Share Image
I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa. — Noel Coward Care Copy Share Image