Caviar Quotes

Ain't got no caviar, no Dom Perignon.

— Darius Rucker

I'm Russian: I'm into men, diamonds, and caviar.

— Irina Shayk

I hate caviar. Ugh! The freebase of food!

— Carrie Fisher

When I go out, I love steak and caviar.

— Cameron Diaz

Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.

— William Faulkner

I eat leftover caviar by hand, with baked potato, like peasants.

— Ion Tiriac

“[Her] idea of a fair trade--her lentils for your caviar.”

— Maya Corrigan

In nineteenth-century Russia, sauerkraut was valued more than caviar,

— Mark Kurlansky

In my view, nineteen pounds of old books are at least nineteen times as delicious as one pound of fresh caviar.

— Anne Fadiman

“The dish is...a fearsomely good combination of flavors and textures, the tapioca and the caviar playing tag with each other in the…

— Jay Rayner

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

— Mickey Spillane

Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.

— Eoin Colfer

When a man is starving in the streets he is not thinking of bread and water, but of caviar and champagne!

— Adolf Hitler

I should be soaring away with my head tilted slightly toward the gods, feeding on the caviar of Shakespeare. An actor must…

— Laurence Olivier

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.

— Anonymous

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was…

— Larry David

Give me a platter of choice finnan haddie, freshly cooked in its bath of water and milk, add melted butter, a slice…

— Craig Claiborne

Mr. Rockefeller is due to entertain munificently at breakfast, and make his pitch. My advice to one invited guest was: Order caviar,…

— William F. Buckley, Jr

“Honestly,’ she said when they were out of Bruce’s earshot, ‘he’s as bad in the kitchen as you are. What do you…

— Francine Pascal

Children never lie...I remember my daughter standing in her crib the first time I gave her caviar. I put it on bread.…

— Jacques Pepin

Since truffle oil and caviar aren't always in the budget, learning to tweak and enhance just a few ingredients and flavor combinations…

— Marcus Samuelsson

[on whether he harbored any resentment at his forced retirement from the stage after he was fired by Britain's National Theater] I…

— Laurence Olivier

Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is…

— Deb Caletti

Fame to me certainly is only a temporary and a partial happiness ... fame is not really for a daily diet, that's…

— Marilyn Monroe

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes.

— Michael Kors

Have caviar if you like, but it tastes like herring to me.

— William A. Drake

I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.

— Beverly Sills

God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day.

— Kathie Lee Gifford

I guess, as they say, I never acquired a taste for [caviar].

— Carrie Fisher

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

— Arsene Wenger

I love quinoa. It's great, it cooks like rice and is better than caviar.

— Clotilde Hesme

Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had…

— Jonathan Ames

It was part of theTexas ritual? We know about champagne and caviar but we talk hog and hominy.

— Edna Ferber

Ah, Caviar! I keep on eating it, but can never get my fill. Like olives. It's a lucky thing it's not salty.

— Anton Chekhov

Fame is like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal.

— Marilyn Monroe

The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women.

— Erk Russell

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

— Noel Coward

I don't take notes; I don't outline, I don't do anything like that. I just flail away at the goddamn thing. I'm…

— Stephen King

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top…

— Carrie Fisher