Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others. — Noel Coward Dear Copy Share Image
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage. — Noel Coward Astrology Copy Share Image
In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play… — Noel Coward Attention Copy Share Image
At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun. — Noel Coward Dog Copy Share Image
It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but my own. — Noel Coward Acceptance Copy Share Image
Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces. — Noel Coward Aspirin Copy Share Image
It's no use to go and take courses in playwriting any more than it's much use taking courses in acting. Better play… — Noel Coward Acting Copy Share Image
I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa. — Noel Coward Care Copy Share Image
The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand. — Noel Coward Beautiful Copy Share Image
I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but… — Noel Coward Bats Copy Share Image
It is my considered opinion that the human race (soi disant) is cruel, idiotic, sentimental, predatory, ungrateful, ugly, conceited and egocentric to… — Noel Coward Brazil Copy Share Image
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade. — Noel Coward Caviar Copy Share Image
Labour leaders lead us all, though we know they bleed us all. Cheer our new Decline and Fall, Gibbon might have dreamed… — Noel Coward British history Copy Share Image
Here ends the story of a ship, but there will always be other ships, for we are an island race. Through all… — Noel Coward Century Copy Share Image
Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire… — Noel Coward Book Copy Share Image
“[Garry Essendine]: That is no prostitute, but the wife of one of my best friends!” — Noël Coward Adultery Copy Share Image
