Miranda Hart

“The sitting-next-to-me-when-there-are-free-seats part was unaccaptable enough. In this country, we never sit next to each other unless absolutely necessary. In the waiting…

— Miranda Hart

I am pleased to say that I am not a tortured comedian - I laugh a lot. My twenties weren't particularly happy,…

— Miranda Hart

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my…

— Miranda Hart

“Looking towards joy is the most important of rewiring the stress response”

— Miranda Hart

If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one's exterior for the…

— Miranda Hart

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

— Miranda Hart

“I do love a hotel room: adore it. What's not to love about everything you need in one room? Would you have…

— Miranda Hart

“By now it's March, and it's too late to start another new year's resolution: you'll simply have to wait until December 31st…

— Miranda Hart

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

— Miranda Hart

I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think…

— Miranda Hart

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

— Miranda Hart

As a woman, it seems you can't just be a comedian; you're always classed as something else, too, whether that's 'beautiful,' 'pint-sized,'…

— Miranda Hart

“we may want to isolate ourselves in tough times but what we actually need is comfort through community and thinking outwards.”

— Miranda Hart

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

— Miranda Hart

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under,…

— Miranda Hart

“(Note to anyone considering joining a class: there is no need to turn up in full Strictly Come Dancing salsa outfit including…

— Miranda Hart

Obviously I love the fans, and it's beyond lovely that people like my work, and I love saying 'Hi,' shaking a hand,…

— Miranda Hart

I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and…

— Miranda Hart

If I had had plastic surgery, I would have asked for something better than the face you are seeing! I actually really…

— Miranda Hart

I loved school. Not sure how much I focused on the education; just had fun and played lacrosse for seven years. It…

— Miranda Hart

“Art is subjective and art as a form of entertainment escapism is as high art as any.”

— Miranda Hart

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

— Miranda Hart

Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older.…

— Miranda Hart

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out -…

— Miranda Hart

Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was…

— Miranda Hart