All Mark Twain Quotes
- Conscience, man's moral medicine chest. Chest
- In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money. Age
- Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution. Citizen
- That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her. All
- The happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another. Compliment
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in… All
- Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun? Advice
- Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from… Beseech
- One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls,… Acquaintance
- When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around. Discharge
- They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right… All
- To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do. Capacity
- For instance, take this sample: he has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights, the one… All
- Do something everyday that you don't want to do. Action
- The report of my illness grew out of his (James Clemens) illness. The report of my death was an exaggeration. Clemens
- Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he… Able
- Never miss an opportunity to shut up. Communication
- If one is honest there is no need to remember. Honest
- The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and fill up the… Charm
- The darling mispronunciations of childhood! - dear me, there's no music that can touch it; and how one grieves when it wastes away and dissolves… Bereaved