Liza Minnelli

I know that. I'm having a ball. I'm not slap happy. I'm just filled up with joy and with peace and with…

— Liza Minnelli

I'm not a very good singer. I just know how to present a song, and honey, I think I've been through enough…

— Liza Minnelli

If we had a hard time, my mother would sit me down and we would talk about it, and she kept talking…

— Liza Minnelli

I had no interest in filming. I sometimes went to the studios with my dad, but it was slow-going; it was boring…

— Liza Minnelli

Growing up in Hollywood it seemed like every kid was the child of some star. We had no idea that other people…

— Liza Minnelli

I feel like I haven't done my best work yet. I feel like there's a world of possibilities out there.

— Liza Minnelli

I mean, I inherited the disease of alcoholism, and I learned early to get help when I needed it. I always went…

— Liza Minnelli

But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through.

— Liza Minnelli

I had a one day slip, Matt. So what do you do? You get up and you go on, and you try…

— Liza Minnelli

It's a waste of time to think about what I should have done and what I didn't. I really believe in that.…

— Liza Minnelli

My family's been in show business since the 1700s. I traced them. I'm bred to this. Like a racehorse. A thoroughbred. Look…

— Liza Minnelli

I worked very hard, but I think it's unfair to make it all sound like it's all David's fault.

— Liza Minnelli

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

— Liza Minnelli

Half the time, I feel like I'm 12. And the rest of the time, I feel like I'm 80. So I guess…

— Liza Minnelli

Initially, I wanted to be an ice skater, but then when I was 13 I saw Bye Bye Birdie, and that was…

— Liza Minnelli

I am deeply saddened by the death of my dear friend, Dudley Moore.

— Liza Minnelli

I'm fine, and my hips are fine. My false knee is fine. My false hips are fine. Everything's cooking.

— Liza Minnelli

I consider myself an actress first, a dancer second, and a singer third. Why? Because the dancer needs a reason to move-that's…

— Liza Minnelli

I came out of the womb looking for the camera angle

— Liza Minnelli

He's a good tough producer, yes. But I don't think that he's unreasonable unless he feels threatened. And when somebody's in your…

— Liza Minnelli

What good is sitting all alone in your room?

— Liza Minnelli

Well, when I was growing up it was Ozzie and Harriet on TV - nobody's parents were like that.

— Liza Minnelli

In Hollywood now when people die they don't say, 'Did he leave a will?' but 'Did he leave a diary?'

— Liza Minnelli

My mother was an artist and highly strung, whereas my father was much calmer.

— Liza Minnelli

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

— Liza Minnelli