Best Laura S Sayings
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Shallow guys want to get into a woman's pants, but a real men want to get into her heart.
Guys
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Morality does not favor a sex. It is either right or wrong.
Double Standards
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Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap.
Bitchslap
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The praying mantis. The inventor of the one-night stand. Wham, bam, off with your head, man!
Funny
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There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going to run into…
Crap
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Do people in China say in bed after reading a fortune cookie?
Bed
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The period. Punctuation mark to all, but public enemy number one to women.
All
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Live today like there's no tomorrow and make it even better than yesterday.
Better
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Everyone has a funny bone. It's just tickled differently.
Bone
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When you find your relationship is making you sick, it's time to get healthy and be on your own.
Find
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Picking the right person for you is like picking the right brand of potato chip. Sure, a Lay is nice to have every now and…
Best
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We cannot control who comes into our life, but we can control who stays in it.
Cannot Control
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The saying goes there's plenty of fish in the sea.......but I think the line on my fishing pole has been cut off.
Been
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Facebook should have a Drama Club you can join.
Club
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Instead of incarcerating pedophiles, why don't we use them as crash test dummies?
Crash
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Appreciate the green grass you already have because chances are it won't get any greener.
Any
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The closest I ever came to initiating anal sex was a butt dial.
Anal
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Some people really should have a warning label put on their forehead.
Forehead
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The problem with playing the field is that there are too many players with not enough coaching.
Coaching
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The only thing worst than making mistakes is not learning from them.
From
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Are the unmarried employees at Kraft referred to as the Kraft Singles?
Employees
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On-line dating: Redefining words such as honest, athletic-build, and long-term for over a decade.
Athletic
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These on-line dating sites tell me that so many users want to meet me. Why would I would want to date a user?
Date
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Serial dating: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Anymore
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You cannot put a price tag on yourself. Never sell yourself short.
Cannot Put
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