Best Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
- Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow - whether there is… Act
- Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it. Everybody
- Thinking doesn't seem to help very much. The human brain is too high-powered to have many practical uses in this particular universe. Brain
- What war has always been is a puberty ceremony. It's a very rough one, but you went away a boy and came back a man,… Been
- Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for. Character
- Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak. Asshole
- Big, undreamed-of things — the people on the edge see them first. Big
- Man created the checkerboard; God created the karass. Checkerboard
- The big show is inside my head, Big
- There's a Chaplain who never visited the front. Chaplain
- I wish we had all been born birds instead. All
- If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I… Human
- I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer offhandedly,… Acknowledge
- I apologize because of the terrible mess the planet is in. But it has always been a mess. There have never been any 'Good Old… Any
- I keep losing and regaining my equilibrium, which is the basic plot of all popular fiction. And I myself am a work of fiction. All
- Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of… Afterward
- I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can't help thinking that. And this engineer knows exactly what… Clap
- Where's evil? It's that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side, Every Man
- Dr. Brainard Keyes Bullard, President of Wyandotte College, said in an address tonight that most of the worlds ills can be traced to the fact… Address
- Mere opinions, in fact, were as likely to govern people's actions as hard evidence, and were subject to sudden reversals as hard evidence could never… Action
- The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck. Luck
- I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much. We are impossibly… Actually Dumb
- It is always pitiful when any human being falls into a condition hardly more respectable than that of an animal. How much more pitiful it… Advantage
- Son--they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States… America
- There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind. Babies
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