"There's a Chaplain who never visited the front." — Kurt Vonnegut

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• Most people do not realize that there was a paid chaplain in Congress even before the Revolutionary War ended. — Francis Schaeffer
• Let vice and immorality of every kind be discouraged as much as possible in your brigade; and, as a chaplain… — George Washington
• Not long ago I heard a Navy chaplain refer to the sage advice of the Apostle to put first things… — Calvin Coolidge
• You know what, citizens? If you don't have a gun - I'm telling you as a Christian chaplain - sell… — Gordon Klingenschmitt
• An atheist chaplain would be the perfect vehicle for convincing wounded warriors that they should end their lives because there's… — Gordon Klingenschmitt
• I realized during my time as a chaplain that I didn't want to be a minister. — John Green
• He that preaches war is the devil's chaplain. — John Ray
• The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I… — Kurt Vonnegut
• What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature! — Charles Darwin
• For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain. If people need religion, ignore them… — Gene Roddenberry
• OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession was once more common than… — Ambrose Bierce

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