Best Kevin Nealon Quotes
- It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! Audience
- It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. Character
- When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. Began
- A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. Baby
- I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. All
- Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. Curb
- I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there… Alien
- I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. Eating
- Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. Enjoy
- When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' Been
- A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate… Accountant
- I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler… Adam
- I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's… Actual
- When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy.… Began
- When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and… Comic
- When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. Child
- What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing;… All
- I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different… Challenges
- As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. Avenue
- You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. Ambitious
- If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. Down