All Kevin Nealon Quotes
- Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. Calm
- There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them serve veggie burgers… Available
- It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to contact their local… Action
- I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far. Day
- Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off! Blew
- I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper Bored
- It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb… Apart
- I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can… Already Speak
- I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys. Inspirational
- I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. Inspirational
- I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. Addiction
- They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your… Dead
- If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. Bit
- The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really… All
- Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. Disgruntled
- A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read… Any
- A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. Documenting
- As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. Bit
- Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. Disappointing
- Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. Dead