“Are you going to kick somebody’s ass? I don’t know. Maybe. Well, I’m not going to worry. I’ve watched you spar with… — Kevin Hearne Art Copy Share Image
“The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate.… — Kevin Hearne Dog Copy Share Image
“Granuaile shook her head. "No, it's gross. You are such a guy sometimes." She's not saying I'm occasionally female. She's implying that… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“My first time in Madagascar was awesome because lemurs are kind of funny; they throw fruit at the back of your head… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“It is by degrees of love that we wither or blossom—and I suspect that this holds true in both the giving and… — Kevin Hearne Giving Copy Share Image
Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Sure. What is it? Hold Granuailes staff for just a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I think this man might actually possess supernatural powers. He makes people lose their minds and I’m sure some of them do… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
Brighid’s eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete… — Kevin Hearne Barista Copy Share Image
“I'd have to ask Oberon to leave him a present on his front doorstep. He'd do it camouflaged too, so that even… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“It's all Irish politics." Hal looked at me sharply and shook a finger in my face. "That's bloody dangerous, getting involved in… — Kevin Hearne Politics Copy Share Image
“I am often reminded how a small fire underneath a vast sky can bind people together like nothing else. For all that… — Kevin Hearne Circumstance Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Atticus: You hear that? The nice blonde in her thirties is actually over 140 years old. : Oberon: She must use that… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Morrigan visited me in my dreams. It tore me away from a nightmare where I was trying to teach high school science… — Kevin Hearne Dreams Copy Share Image
“At that point Daddy took them to a cemetery and said, “Here, kids—what you need is a nice corpse snack. Clotted blood!… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“When you're in the middle of a killing field and the fucking Chooser of the Slain tells you to do something, you… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“when you thumb your nose at the laws of physics like you've been doing, the universe tends to get you back through… — Kevin Hearne Biology Copy Share Image
“The plan was simple. Once on the Plain of Idavoll, we were going to follow the immortal strategy of Ebby Calvin “Nuke”… — Kevin Hearne Baseball Copy Share Image
“To be rooted is to say, here am I nourished and here will I grow, for I have found a place where… — Kevin Hearne Blessings Copy Share Image
“And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic… — Kevin Hearne Couples Copy Share Image
“Falling in love is like that: you always feel like a dumbass at some point, even if you know it‘s coming —… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“ Oberon said as we walked inside. You don’t offer werewolves treats if you want to keep all your appendages. They think… — Kevin Hearne Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“My father taught me that words shape people as the hammer shapes iron. Leaders bend religions to their purposes, and religions in… — Kevin Hearne Parenting Copy Share Image
But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The mourning of a loved one never ends with a funeral. It comes back every so often, like a stage performer eager… — Kevin Hearne Curtain call Copy Share Image
“Oberon "one day Atticus was amazed to discover that when Jupiter said "As you wish," what he really meant was "I love… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“If only someone else hadn’t done that. I hoped she would learn sooner, rather than later, that you can’t unchoose anyone’s choices,… — Kevin Hearne Choices Copy Share Image
“I think "The Boondock Saints" , because the Irish guys win. Plus the cat ends badly. It affirms my worldview and I… — Kevin Hearne Irish Copy Share Image
“If it pleases me, then it is good and I want more; If it displeases me, then it must be destroyed as… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
“When Kevin Costner asks his dad at the end if he’d like to have a catch, I just completely lose my shit.… — Kevin Hearne Dad Copy Share Image
The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“We saw Leif to the door and wished him farewell. Time to hit the hay for the last time in this old… — Kevin Hearne Farewell Copy Share Image
I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had certainly earned it, but I raced… — Kevin Hearne Bad karma Copy Share Image
“PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile of shit is an investment in soil fertility. Professional liars.” “Ah!”… — Kevin Hearne Investing Copy Share Image
As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the… — Kevin Hearne Battle Copy Share Image
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