“The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying… — Kevin Hearne Humour Copy Share Image
“Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox,… — Kevin Hearne Mocha Copy Share Image
Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but… — Kevin Hearne Body Copy Share Image
The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to… — Kevin Hearne American women Copy Share Image
“Occasionally I am smitten with an acute case of Smug. It can happen to anyone, but it happens most often to people… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the… — Kevin Hearne Badass Copy Share Image
“An Druides be, thanne answere me: whos love in Eire is moste fyn and fre?" Herne "whether in bedde or in feeld… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And then it went into hiding. Hunting tip number… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“There were times when I was blown away by the virgin beauty of the land. Kind of like that guy who lost… — Kevin Hearne Beautiful Copy Share Image
No, she knows you're here. She can see through the camouflage. But I think she's hiding something from me, and I'm waiting… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that… — Kevin Hearne Clans Copy Share Image
“there’s no damsel with a tragic history in there? With a name like the Three Craftsmen, they each should build something awesome… — Kevin Hearne History Copy Share Image
“I wanted to say, “I’m the Doctor and this is my companion,” but I doubted Sophie was a fan of the long-running… — Kevin Hearne Companion Copy Share Image
That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous," Jupiter said. "Once a decade should be sufficient." "I would… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius.… — Kevin Hearne Authority Copy Share Image
“This guy is an epic douche. Kick his shiny ass, Atticus, Oberon said. I compartmentalized his comment and resolved to enjoy it… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and… — Kevin Hearne Coyotes Copy Share Image
People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to… — Kevin Hearne Discovery Copy Share Image
“Druids were supposed to be forces of preservation, not destruction, and I could not dance around the fact that my stupid pride… — Kevin Hearne Druids Copy Share Image
Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Friendship Copy Share Image
“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The… — Kevin Hearne Faces Copy Share Image
“First, we need to get a buttload of nails.” “A buttload? How much is that?” “Uh …” Granuaile rescued me with her superior… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“Look, I don't know what you are, but you're more than a geologist, if you are one at all. I've met lots… — Kevin Hearne Druids Copy Share Image
“but greatness is in the act of creation and not necessarily in the finished product. Creating is the yin to the yang… — Kevin Hearne Beauty Copy Share Image
“Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“Atticus makes gigantic mistakes at times. But there are also times like this one when he makes of his life a poem… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Before he (Francis Bacon) came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than… — Kevin Hearne Argument Copy Share Image
“The key to faking deaths is a fine appreciation of arterial spray patterns. I have found that blood bags work very well… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
“You, sir," I said, "have all the dignity of a badger with the clap. Shark shit has more fiber than you. I'm… — Kevin Hearne Money Copy Share Image
“Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures. The… — Kevin Hearne Law and order Copy Share Image
“Morrigan "What are guilt ferrets:" Atticus "They're bastards. They cling to your neck and tickle and bite and generally make you miserable,… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile… — Kevin Hearne Bridges Copy Share Image
“When there's blood involved, you always use every advantage you have to make sure it's theirs that spills and not yours. If… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
“Granuaile shook her head. "No, it's gross. You are such a guy sometimes." Isn't he a guy all the time? (Oberon) She's… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hamlet promised himself he’d throw down afterward, but I think perhaps when he said, “From this time forth, my thoughts be bloody,… — Kevin Hearne Fight Copy Share Image
“There is heroism to be found in great battles, it is true; warriors with stable knees who fight and know that they… — Kevin Hearne Common man Copy Share Image
“Yes, I felt guilt. Somehow I had pushed Fand to the precipice without realizing it, and had I not been so blind,… — Kevin Hearne Guilt Copy Share Image
