All John Green Quotes
- And I will forget her, yes. That which came together will fall apart slowly, but she will forgive my forgetting, just as I forgive her… Apart
- At some point we all look up and realize we are lost in a maze. All
- There comes a time when we realize that our parents cannot save themselves or save us, that everyone who wades through time eventually gets dragged… All
- I think about how much depends upon a best friend. Then you wake up in the morning you swing your legs out of bed and… Bed
- I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable." Hassan said, "Sometimes the kafir likes to say massively obvious things in a really… Aloud
- I mean, it’s stupid to miss someone you didn’t even get along with. But I don’t know, it was nice, you know, having someone you… Along
- Everywhere man blames nature and fate, yet his fate is mostly but the echo of his character, and passions, his mistakes, and weaknesses."--Democritus An Abundance… Abundance
- I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what. Alaska Young
- I just want the pleasure of noticing these things at a safe distance... Distance
- That smile could end wars and cure cancer. Cancer
- All along — not only since she left, but for a decade before — I had been imagining her without listening, without knowing that she… All
- You can't just make yourself matter and then die, Alaska, because now I am irretrievably different.. Alaska
- I do not say goodbye. I believe that's one of the bullshitiest words ever invented. It's not like you're given the choice to say bad-bye,… Awful
- I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other. Bad
- We all use the future to escape the present. All
- As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you have eight functioning… Alaska
- The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny. Alright
- It was not enough to be the last guy she kissed. I wanted to be the last one she loved. And I knew I wasn’t.… Been
- The sky is like a monochromatic contemporay painting, drawing me in its illusion of depth, pulling me up. Depth
- If I had a nervous breakdown every time something awful happened in the world, I'd be crazier than a shithouse rat. Awful
- The fourth way to get a boy to like you is to be yourself. Now, I am contractually obligated as an adult to give that… Adult
- Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells. Alaska Young
- Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a… Esque
- The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl who was supposed… Alaska
- And we'll call you...hmmm. Pudge." "Huh?" "Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some… Call