"Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is……" — John Green

Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have… - John Green

"Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells."

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1,321 Quotes by John Green

John Green has 1,321 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become…
Nothing really ever happens like you imagine it will.
So often we try to make other people feel better by minimizing their pain, by telling them that it will…
Grief doesn't change you. It reveals you.
Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young.
You can't just make me different and then leave. You can't. You can't change me and make my whole life…
We have to live with ambiguity. We have to give ourselves over to it. The question is: How? How are…
Whether you're studying electrical engineering or poetry, college is not about maximizing income, it's about becoming a better and more…
When it works, anticipation is far more fulfilling than surprise, because we are reminded that a sunrise is precisely as…
Like everyone, I'm saddened and horrified by this. All I'll say is that I'm personally trying to pay more attention…
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate,…
Nothing (at least that can be done by humans) immortalizes anyone. The Fault in Our Stars will hopefully have a…

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Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war — John Green
It's not life or death, the labyrinth. Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you. That's the problem.… — John Green
Her underwear, her jeans, the comforter, my corduroys and my boxers between us, I thought. Five layers, and yet I… — John Green
Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll… — John Green
I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what. — John Green
She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny… — John Green
This is so much fun, but I’m so sleepy. To be continued? — John Green
I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart. — John Green
Night falls fast. Today is the past. — John Green
This one's for Alaska Young! — John Green

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