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• I stand behind my words. It's just hard to see me because they're so much bigger than I am. Behind
• If the criteria was whether it demanded a cash bribe, what data wouldn't be considered corrupted? Bribe
• The scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar. Beauty
• Aim for the stars. Even if you miss, you may hit an executive producer. Aim
• We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. Alimony
• The problem with the Peter Principle is that it assumes somebody somewhere is competent in the first place. Assumes
• How a dirty little secret gets found out is usually a dirtier little secret. Dirtier
• It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts. Last
• Man has become a tool of his tools? Man, what a tool. Man
• Not only is life too short, it has acne and looks geeky in gym clothes. Acne
• Be levelheaded, that your head be not leveled. Common Sense
• The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late. Joke
• It's only a holy grail as long as you don't find it. Find
• Peace through strength. Neutrinos through solid matter. Neutrinos
• I found God. Where do I turn him in? Found
• They say it's lonely at the top. Down here at the bottom, of course, it's one big sex party. Big
• Let's not do something we'll regret later. Let's do it now! Action
• I know how twisters feel. I've touched down in trailer parks and wished I could do the same thing. Down
• Question authority. Ask authority if it's lost weight or been working out recently, because it's really looking great. Ask
• I can't live, if living is without living without you. Bad Relationship
• The ultimate onomatopoeia of truth is a word that makes no sound. Onomatopoeia
• The world needs more heroes its soup is tasting a little thin. Heroes
• What you can't rise above, you may yet ooze under. Ooze
• Leave well enough alone. Take bad enough out for dinner and a movie. Alone
• Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese? Caught

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