I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely. — Joe E. Lewis Accidents Copy Share Image
I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong. — Joe E. Lewis Differences Copy Share Image
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. — Joe E. Lewis Drunk Copy Share Image
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what… — Joe E. Lewis Faster Copy Share Image
