You know you ugly if Instagram effects don't help ANY of your pictures... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority... — Jerett Parker Sarcastic Copy Share Image
If a man puts his hands on a female incorrectly, he is a bitch...and deserves to get his ass beat 2 or… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
*phone rings**Puts WEED down* EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEBODY SAYS ONE FUCKING WORD I WILL CUT A… — Jerett Parker Weed Copy Share Image
Dear Math Assignment, Please don't have a back please don't have a back *flips it over* Sincerely, Fuck this homework -_- — Jerett Parker Mathematics Copy Share Image
Twerking looks gross to me...it looks like 3 midgets are fighting to get out her buttcheeks — Jerett Parker Dancing Copy Share Image
I listen to music while doing homework, texting, singing, dancing, eating, talking, driving, walking, running, living, breathing... — Jerett Parker Life Copy Share Image
I'll let you leave now...but no one said I'd wait for you to come back... — Jerett Parker Breakup Copy Share Image
That moment when you act like you're on the phone when you see someone you don't wanna talk to... — Jerett Parker Time Copy Share Image
Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound ass should be in them! — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Annoying people Copy Share Image
BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down, your toy is under the McNuggets. — Jerett Parker Childhood Copy Share Image
Ive mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much — Jerett Parker Art Copy Share Image
Rick Ross Screaming these niggas can't hold me back .. Forgetting the Fact his ass weighs about 998729069529032 pounds — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Parents: They want you to act older...but treat you like a kid... — Jerett Parker Growing up Copy Share Image
On the Internet she look like Meagan Good but in real life she look like Chief Keef ShitIHate — Jerett Parker Chief keef Copy Share Image
Crush steals food.. *Flirty push* . stop playing :) * normal person steal food* SON OF A BITCH GIVE MY SHIT BACK… — Jerett Parker Cute crush Copy Share Image
