Best Janet Evanovich Quotations
- you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent… Along
- Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula Big
- I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur Grandma
- The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics."… Armed
- I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli Check
- I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur Down
- Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table. Always Nice
- You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget Cluck
- You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli Believe
- And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs." Mr. Landowsky Cold
- I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur Cheapskate
- Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and… Blow
- You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid." Salvatore "Sally" Sweet Believe
- Nice tackle, babe." Ranger Babe
- If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger Grandmother
- Saved by the grandma" Ranger Grandma
- About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli Cupcake
- Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now." Valerie -… Go
- As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. Bathroom
- You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with… Activities
- It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due." Carl Costanza - Seven Up Been
- Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone. Almost Never
- Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones All
- I'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was just sitting in… Babe
- Give me the gun." Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in the pulm of… Any
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