"If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."…" — Janet Evanovich

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• Gerald Boyd was a classic specimen of the self-made man. Born poor, he worked and studied his way up out… — Russell Baker
• Until 45 I can play a woman in love. After 55 I can play grandmothers. But between those ten years,… — Ingrid Bergman
• Probably the first time I left Italy was to travel by train to Lourdes. I went with my mother and… — Andrea Bocelli
• When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if… — Erma Bombeck
• I was literally the black sheep of the family, and there were definitely moments of discomfort while my grandmother was… — Lisa Bonet
• If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out. — George Brett
• My two grandmothers both died of cancer, so I understand how painful and difficult this disease is on the entire… — Gisele Bundchen
• I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done… — Carol Burnett
• My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. — Carol Burnett
• My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million… — Carol Burnett
• Every time I see a cardinal, I know my grandmother is with me. This regal, red bird was Grandma's favorite. — Kris Carr
• There are only two families in the world, my old grandmother used to say, the Haves and the Have-nots. — Miguel de Cervantes

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