Your Grandmother Quotes

47 Your Grandmother quotes by 44 unique authors

• Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby
• One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather! — Groucho Marx
• Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt. — Woodrow Wilson
• My view is that good community management is like having good municipal government: You should be able to have dissenting opinions and so on, freedom… — Jimmy Wales
• Wear a towel instead of a coat, it’s very chic. Or your husband’s boxer shorts with a belt, or something from your grandmother. It’s all… — Vivienne Westwood
• Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that… — Steven Morrissey
• Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will. — Philip Gulley
• I am a woman phenomenally, phenomenal woman that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you and that is… — Maya Angelou
• Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother. — Steven Morrissey
• When we send our children to school, they learn nothing about us other than we used to be cotton pickers. Why, your grandfather was Nat… — Malcolm X
• NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party. — Ambrose Bierce
• I used to love to play dress-up, where you get your mother's or your grandmother's dresses and high heels. — Suzanne Farrell
• Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven. — George Carlin
• The idea of windmills conjures up pleasant images - of Holland and tulips, of rural America with windmill blades slowly turning, pumping water at the… — Lamar Alexander
• Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other. — Kristen Ashley
• I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face. — Randy Orton
• I think it's important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you're from and the foods you enjoyed as a child yourself, and… — Tyler Florence
• In almost the same way you know what your grandmother looks and sounds like, you know what Bruce Willis looks and sounds like. — Rian Johnson
• Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu
• Consider your second attention as a spiritual perceiver. Consider how you use it. You may plead innocence. You're not doing anything wrong. Don't feel that… — Frederick Lenz
• Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're… — Jeff Foxworthy
• As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother. — Prince William
• Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs. — Hugh Laurie
• If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger — Janet Evanovich
• In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers… — Bill Cosby

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44 authors contributed a total of 47 Your Grandmother Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Your Grandmother Quotes by Steven Morrissey
• 2 Your Grandmother Quotes by Janet Evanovich
• 2 Your Grandmother Quotes by Bill Cosby
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Zadie Smith
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Young Jeezy
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Woodrow Wilson
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Vivienne Westwood
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Tyler Florence
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Tommy Lasorda
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Suzanne Farrell
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by SONYA PARKER
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Rian Johnson
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Randy Orton
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Prince William
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Philip Gulley
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Maya Angelou
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Malcolm X
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Maggie Stiefvater
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Lamar Alexander
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Kristen Ashley
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Karen Russell
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Julia Quinn
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Judith Ellen Levy
• 1 Your Grandmother Quote by Jon McGregor