Your Grandmother Quotes
47 Your Grandmother quotes by 44 unique authors
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Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
— Bill Cosby
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
— Groucho Marx
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Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt.
— Woodrow Wilson
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My view is that good community management is like having good municipal government: You should be able to have dissenting opinions and so on, freedom…
— Jimmy Wales
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Wear a towel instead of a coat, it’s very chic. Or your husband’s boxer shorts with a belt, or something from your grandmother. It’s all…
— Vivienne Westwood
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Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that…
— Steven Morrissey
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Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will.
— Philip Gulley
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I am a woman phenomenally, phenomenal woman that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you and that is…
— Maya Angelou
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Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.
— Steven Morrissey
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When we send our children to school, they learn nothing about us other than we used to be cotton pickers. Why, your grandfather was Nat…
— Malcolm X
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NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
— Ambrose Bierce
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I used to love to play dress-up, where you get your mother's or your grandmother's dresses and high heels.
— Suzanne Farrell
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Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.
— George Carlin
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The idea of windmills conjures up pleasant images - of Holland and tulips, of rural America with windmill blades slowly turning, pumping water at the…
— Lamar Alexander
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Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other.
— Kristen Ashley
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I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face.
— Randy Orton
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I think it's important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you're from and the foods you enjoyed as a child yourself, and…
— Tyler Florence
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In almost the same way you know what your grandmother looks and sounds like, you know what Bruce Willis looks and sounds like.
— Rian Johnson
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Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.
— Andrei Codrescu
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Consider your second attention as a spiritual perceiver. Consider how you use it. You may plead innocence. You're not doing anything wrong. Don't feel that…
— Frederick Lenz
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're…
— Jeff Foxworthy
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As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.
— Prince William
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Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.
— Hugh Laurie
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If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger
— Janet Evanovich
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers…
— Bill Cosby
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