All James Patterson Quotes
- Plus her mom was so awesome. She was strict about some things—don’t leave your socks lying around—but so not strict about other things, like calling… Awesome
- They aren't the brightest crayons in the box -Max(saving the world and other extreme sports) Box
- What kind of thoughtless creep would burn a book? Book
- Im a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for me...… Bad
- Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang Blogger
- Reading is not work, not a chore, not a drudgery; reading is the most joyful thing, yet, in the world. Chore
- How could you stop loving me? Funny
- Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom) Bathroom
- What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you… All
- What test?" Asked Nudge. "Max, you're incorruptible." "Only by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate yet. Asked
- Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy. Asked
- Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I… Anysing
- What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him backward… Added
- My life would never contain a convenient, pain-saving plan when it could stretch a problem out into an endless agony of uncertainty and torture. Agony
- Yeah,” said Iggy. “But what now? Let’s do something fun.” I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists wasn’t enough fun… Bloodthirsty
- I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck.” I stared at her. “I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I… Aleck
- Bizarre! That's the only word I can use to describe life sometimes. Just freaking bizarre. Bizarre
- Oh great. Yoda captured us. Captured
- This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. Breaking
- Pain is a message, and you can choose to ignore that message. Choose
- Great, they give blind kids guns," I said, trying to lessen his horror. "I don't even let Iggy have a gun. Usually. Blind
- Love between two people can last a long time if the people love themselves some, and are ready to give love to another person. Another Person
- Life can be like walking on a high wire. Falling seems a tiny misstep away. Fall
- When its true, when it's right, love can give you the kind of joy that you can't get from any other experience. Any
- We is always so much better than I. Better