Aleck Quotes

10 quotes by 8 authors

• If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some… — Jack Handey
• I reckon I am a smart aleck, but it is just a way to pass the time. — Robert Penn Warren
• I've never progressed very far from my days as a smart aleck in middle school. — Carl Hiaasen
• When I seemed to be irritable or sad, my father would quote the learned Dr. Knight, and then say, 'Just go to sleep.' Like all… — Ben Stein
• Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice. — James Patterson
• I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck.” I stared at her. “I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I… — James Patterson
• [Janco] paused. His eyes held a distant gleam as if seeing into his past. 'My first practice was a shock. I was a cocky smart… — Maria V. Snyder
• Hmph," said Sharon . "Did you know that the numbers three and seven are sacred to vampires? There are seven vampire sects." "Seven sacred sects,"… — Michele Bardsley
• During history class, our teacher asked a classmate: Do you know Rizal? Our smart aleck classmate answered, Maam, not personally. — KimLabao

Who Wrote These Aleck Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 10 Aleck Quotes as follows:

• 2 Aleck Quotes by James Patterson
• 1 Aleck Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 Aleck Quote by Robert Penn Warren
• 1 Aleck Quote by Carl Hiaasen
• 1 Aleck Quote by Ben Stein
• 1 Aleck Quote by Maria V. Snyder
• 1 Aleck Quote by Michele Bardsley
• 1 Aleck Quote by KimLabao