That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice. — Hussein Nishah Awkward moment Copy Share Image
I want to write a poem about Truth, Honor, Dignity, and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you… — Hussein Nishah Poetry Copy Share Image
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night… — Hussein Nishah Facebook Copy Share Image
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one? — Hussein Nishah Clever status Copy Share Image
I don't give a crap, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people. — Hussein Nishah Being lazy Copy Share Image
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close… — Hussein Nishah Animals Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you, Im not just… — Hussein Nishah Absurd Copy Share Image
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me. — Hussein Nishah Childhood Copy Share Image
I don't feed into the he said/she said bullshit. I figure out the truth about people by keeping my mouth shut and… — Hussein Nishah Awareness Copy Share Image
Single dudes, if you're in the bar/clubs and you're reading this you're are not getting laid tonight. — Hussein Nishah Facebook Copy Share Image
Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
Life can be understand backwards but it must be lived forwards — Hussein Nishah Accomplishment Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while… — Hussein Nishah Apology Copy Share Image
Before giving your heart to anyone, make sure that you own their heart first. Business is business — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Just because one person is doing something does not mean you have to do. We the Christians are in this world but… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
No matter where I am or what I'm doing, when you come to mind a smile always comes on my face — Hussein Nishah Being in love Copy Share Image
There is a difference between a lesson & a mistake. A mistake is a situation in which you learned nothing. A lesson… — Hussein Nishah Experience Copy Share Image
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas — Hussein Nishah Bad idea Copy Share Image
