All Greg Gutfeld Quotes
- Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit. Ambition
- Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. Decent
- If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots.… Cameras
- One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But… Crazy
- Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life. Becomes
- Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity. Addresses
- I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed… Age
- I never quit. I just got fired. Fired
- You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you. Fired
- I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere. Anywhere
- How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of… Changing
- When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made… Audience
- Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement. Always Prevails
- Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a… Bed
- The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is?… Bar
- I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction. Distraction
- I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious, so… Adam
- The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them… Call
- The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their… Assumption
- I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power. Chance
- Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round. Accusing
- Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality. Cash
- Good people suddenly don't turn bad. Bad
- We have two nations, and it's not black or white. It's red and blue. Under Republican leadership, cities tend to do better. Cities are destroyed… Better
- The problem with the immigration debate, it's probably is the most poisoned and political debate of any issue, because you have this huge voting bloc… Any