All Greg Behrendt Quotes
- Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and… Badly
- I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't… Been
- The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a… Coat
- Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust. Betrayal
- Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. Cheater
- Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me. Cool
- I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself. Advocate
- One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both… Beginning
- Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth. Chase
- He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out. Ask
- There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over… Any
- I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. Book
- Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its… Absurd
- big plans require big action Action
- Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of… Baby
- Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) Cheater
- Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating. Another Word
- A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you. Elephants
- It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less -- even a vague pathetic facsimile of less… Allow
- Don't waste the pretty Funny