Greg Behrendt Quotes

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• People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
• Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
• I don't know" means "NO!" "I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation." "I don't…
• Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.
• If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t…
• An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
• If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
• We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
• Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
• There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.
• Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone.…
• If you bury the pain deep down it will stay with you indefinitely, but if you open yourself to it, experience it, and deal with…
• Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
• The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
• I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.
• The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not…
• I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks…
• I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by…

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