Best Graham Chapman Quotes
- I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in… All
- I fart in your general direction. Comedy
- Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? Inspirational
- Always look on the bright side of life. Always Look
- I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim. Call
- She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better... Better
- We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! Boing
- When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Bravely
- Camelot is a silly place. Camelot
- Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly… Better
- Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon. Exploding
- Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope… Away Rather
- My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. All
- We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing! End
- When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright… Always Look
- WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color? Color
- McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough:… Afraid
- Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government Bases
- Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever… Apart
- First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so… Another Shrubbery
- I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me… Emperor
- You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane.… Became
- World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us. Bombs
- You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show. Grammy
- Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. Decrepit