Best Gabriel Iglesias Quotes
- I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. Air
- When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave… Act
- Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee. Coffee
- Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain but it's only a band aid til I fix it.… Aid
- It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag . Arabia
- I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I had some serious family matters that could not wait. I'm… Bismark
- Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have gone to Subway. Cars
- My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football. Is fluffy gonna have to open up a can whop… Ass
- Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part. Bed
- For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop online. Everyone
- It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is. Bowling
- Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make u laugh. Everyone
- Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today... All
- Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up traffic ;p I'm not leaving til I get extra ranch!!! Drive
- I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need to befriend a chiropractor Befriend
- Big time...Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes when you work clean, you can work anywhere. Always Ready
- I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences...I cross the board. Audiences
- I keep it very family-friendly...Every now and then Ill slip a little bit, but thats just the way I perform. Bit
- When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right… All
- I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or sex. Just saying :p Cussing
- 4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on RAW. All
- Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling Ass
- I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out of the box!! Box
- Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have thought? Bend
- Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to wait for the storm. Back Home