"I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not……" — Gabriel Iglesias
"I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or sex. Just saying :p"
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65 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias has 65 quotes on this site.
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Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
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You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what…
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You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work…
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I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic,…
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I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
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I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'
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I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I…
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I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.
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Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you…
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I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and…
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More Cussing Quotes
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one of 19 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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There are things that can only be said with a good string of cussing. I'm definitely fond of a few…
— Tony Hale
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The bankers just got a good cussing by everybody for loaning too much money. Well, they got some awful nice…
— Will Rogers
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I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young…
— Danica McKellar
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I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe,…
— James Patterson
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Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?
— Roald Dahl
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I gave up on cussing - I'd run out of words filthy enough - and just started praying.
— Sarah Monette
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Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?"…
— Rick Riordan
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What did he say?" Hazel asked. "With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top," Percy…
— Rick Riordan
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She's a skank. He's a player. He's cute but almost OD'd last year, so he's a bad bet. She's a…
— Gena Showalter
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As athletes, most of the time we deal with fans cussing at us, saying how much we suck.
— Landon Donovan
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Things were changing fast by that time, women were beginning to come to the ball parks. We had to stop…
— Honus Wagner
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I can't cut you without cussing you. And I can hurt you without touching you. But I whether pray for…
— Melchor Lim
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