"I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in……" — Gabriel Iglesias
"I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out of the box!!"
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65 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias has 65 quotes on this site.
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Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
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You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what…
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You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work…
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I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic,…
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I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
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I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'
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I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I…
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I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.
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Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you…
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I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and…
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I want to do exactly what I want to do. I'd rather gamble on the box office than beg for…
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On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of…
— Cecil Beaton
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In Darwin's time all of biology was a black box: not only the cell, or the eye, or digestion, or…
— Michael Behe
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From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.
— Richie Benaud
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I think frugality drives innovation, just like other constraints do. One of the only ways to get out of a…
— Jeff Bezos
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I was a daredevil before, and after I lost my sight I was the same. I loved riding bikes, scooters…
— Andrea Bocelli
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I like very much to ride horses. I like soccer, I have had a passion for boxing since I was…
— Andrea Bocelli
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in…
— Erma Bombeck
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
— Elayne Boosler
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I have spoken honestly about being born into a home where there was discord and chaos. I saw my mom…
— Christina Aguilera
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We believe that within five years, 96 percent of British consumers will have access to the Internet, whether it be…
— Richard Branson
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If God came down here with the box that had the reason for living in it, I'd like to find…
— Garth Brooks
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